Oregon Militia Members Want To End "War" With Government With Sumo Wrestling Match

You read that right. The Oregon Militia members would like to settle their dispute with the government in a sumo wrestling match. Oh, and it gets weirder! They have chosen New Jersey Governor Chris Christie as their opponent on the government's side. Representing the militia's side is Kelly Gneiting, a professional sumo wrestler. This confirms that the 25 days the militia spent occupying a bird sanctuary was one big troll.